Stonewall Street's Dwarf Detachment (140 points)

 Slow and Steady - Er....something about a race.

Rank & File month #1 

There's something in me that makes me the kind of person that likes entering a competition that I know I am unable to win. Either because of my lack of ability, my lack of connections or just simply because of my criticism of NMM as a "2D medium based around photography and 'like' harvesting".

As an actual 2d artist painting 2d metal effects on 3d models when actual metallic paints exist always makes me laugh, but each to his own. I have to do NMM on actual 2d pieces of art, so you'll forgive me for not also doing it on my hobby. Forgive me.

I was hoping to get 20 done.

I was hoping to photograph them properly.

But my backgrounds are in crates,

So I've done ten dwarfs. 

I've photographed them on the inside of an old black band T-Shirt.

The photos are dreadful.

Sorry.

x10 Dwarf Warriors: Light Armour; Shields; Crossbows. 14 pts. 

140 points,

I'm Alf Tupper.

I might run you all.